This Week’s 15 Beer Jokes.

  1. IPA lot when I drink beer.

2. Never look at your beer as half empty. Look at it as halfway to your next beer.

3. Beer is never the answer. Beer is the question, and yes is the answer. 

4. What is the definition of a balanced diet? A beer in each hand.

5. Beer doesn’t make you fat, it makes you lean… against walls, tables and chairs.

6. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.

7. What do you never say to a policeman? “Sure let me grab my license. Can you hold my beer?”

8. One beer, two beer, three beer, four. Then I hit the floor.

9. They say you can’t find happiness at the bottom of a beer. No kidding, who’s happy when their beer is over?

10. Beer is made from hops. Hops is a plant. Beer=salad.

11. Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon.

12. I’m dating a one legged girl who works at a brewery. She handles the hops.

13. What does a brewery and a Nickelback concert have in common? They are both responsible for a lot of boos.

14. If the coronavirus really isn’t about beer… Then why do I keep seeing cases of it.

15. I have decided to stop drinking beer for good. Now I drink for evil. BWAHAHAHA!